omfgsid:

My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight

finally I asked why he was so scared

and he said he was scared of drinking coffee

coffee

marauders4evr:

lilyatethepizza:

thenotoriousscuttlecliff:

bubble-squash:

thatonenerdwhofangirls:

mr-egbutt:

wrestlingcrocs:

melancholy-d-r-e-a-m:

wrestlingcrocs:

ledzipline:

we need to sacrifice somebody so Ellen never dies

justin bieber

robin thicke

tony abbott

lawrence lockman

perez hilton

nash grier

This is quickly becoming the Hunger Games for douchebags 

THE 1ST ANNUAL DOUCHEBAG GAMES.

Hosted by Ellen

sexualbae:

well he’s not lying

fancylemurs:

girls just wanna have

real pockets on our clothes, damn

undauntedly:


go fuck yourself phyllis

surprisebitch:

i bet you thought you’d seen the last of me

worshiptheband:

the best youtube comment 

2treehill:

how do you get a nice body without moving

reinfected:

hi
"I wonder if it’s medically possible to be addicted to another human being."
Simone Elkeles (via skt4ng)